“gouge them out” unisex premium crewneck sweatshirt




Are you tired of having to dress modest for your “Brothers in Christ”? Well, good news: Jesus said if your eyes cause you to sin to gouge them out. It’s time men took responsibility for themselves instead of women carrying them. They’re big boys. They can handle it. And if they can’t, they can always gouge out their eyes!

Shirt designed by Brandon Flanery and comes from his TikTok @flanbran.

Eyeball designed by Megan Strong (IG: @meganlstrong).

Take the cold seasons in style with this premium crew neck sweatshirt. Available in multiple colors, this sweatshirt is sure to keep you warm and stylish all day long. Featuring a 3-end fleece fabric, it has a real tight-knit construction giving it better quality and durability. It’s not only beautiful but also comfy and soft to the touch with the best in its class and under 5% shrinkage.

.: 80% combed ringspun cotton, 20% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.2 oz /yd² (280 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99 30.00
Length, in 27.01 27.99 28.98 30.00 30.98 31.97
Sleeve length, in 25.79 25.98 26.18 26.38 26.57 26.77


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